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1.On the way to the bank, Mr. Green met three of his
friends.Each of them had his wife with him and each
of the ladies had two babies in her arms.How many people
are going to the bank
2.My mother and my father had a baby.It wasn't my brother
nor my sister.Who was it
3.Why do birds fly south
1.Only Mr. Green. The other people may not be going to the bank.
2.It was me.
3.It's too far to walk.
A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.
It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby.
The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.
"Hit him again," the 5-year-old said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!"
1. i wish i were what i was when i wished i were what i am.
2. i wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, i won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
3. i wish you were a fish in my dish
4. if two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
5. if you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
6. it's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in! 32. little red lorry
7. miss smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.
8. never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!
9. nothing is worth thousands of deaths.
10. picky people pick peter pan peanut butter. peter pan peanut is the peanut picky people pick.
11. ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.
12. she said she should sit.
13. shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.