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1 Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
This one should be spoken.
2 Q: How many legs does an ant have?
A: Two, the same as an uncle.
(HINT: ant = aunt)
3 Q: How many people are buried in that cemetery?
A: All of them.
4 Q: What can't be used until it's broken?
A: An egg.
5 Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have?
A: Baby tigers.
6 Q: What is Black and white and read (red) all over?
A: A newspaper
7 Q: Why is number six afraid ?
A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)
8 Q: How do you know when a motorcycle policeman is happy?
A: He has bugs on his teeth!
9 Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt.
(The 8 looks like a 0 with a belt around its waist.)
10 Q: What did number 1 say to 7?
A: Nice hair
1. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?
2. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?
3. When the boy fell into the water, what's the first thing he did?
【謎底：He got wet first of all.】
4. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you? Nothing.
【謎底：Because I'm a woman.】
5. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?
【謎底：Because the instructions on the paint can say “Put on two coats for best results.”】
6. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it?
【謎底：When you have a hole in your pocket.】
7. What's too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three?
8. You have it,You read it,There are some words and pictures on it.What is it?
9. What has a round face and two thin hands, one hand short, one hand long?
10. If there were only three girls in the world, what do you think they would do?
【謎底：Two of them would get together and talk about the other one.】
1.Can you tell me when was the Iron Age
2.Why did the rooster refuse to fight
3.What king belongs to a student
1.Before the drip-dry era.
2.Because it's a chicken.
2.rooster/'ru:st+/ n.公雞,也作 cook
chicken n.雞,包括 hen(母雞), rooster/cock